I've been playing through God of War 1 and 2 in anticipation for number 3 (I've played the demo so many times), and this just happened.
God of War is probably one of my favorite games, Kratos being probably one of my favorite video game characters. He's just...excellent. People have probably done 'cute' versions of him already, BUT I HAVEN'T. AND I CAN'T FUCKING GET OVER IT.
I'm making myself a fucking keychain.